Aimmix

I'm a 30 year old mother to two of the best teachers I've ever had. I'm a wife and partner of 7 years to the most dedicated man the male sex has to offer. I'm a best friend to a few, a human mommy to a couple furry kids and a complete dork who really doesn't care what people think anymore and will make you sit through a complete reenactment of my dream from the night before because I think my dreams are magical gifts to be shared with everyone!

I love Dilbert comic strips, lip gloss and cotton candy, not in that order. I save coin-change that I find in the laundry so that I can buy a yacht some day. I have very good reason to believe that Willy Nelson and I share a bit of DNA.

When I was little I wanted to be an astronaut. But then I witnessed the Challenger explode. When I got older I wanted to be a social worker, until I had to be on welfare.

When I die I want my will to lead everyone on a scavenger hunt to find the bequeathed items, with plenty of clues leading them back to the full bar.